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Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with
two o's |
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system |
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A clean house is a sign of a misspent life |
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Why are wise men and
wise guys opposites? |
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It tastes like burning |
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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway |
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May your life be like toilet paper - long
and useful! |
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Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful |
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I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked |
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Love me or leave me.
Hey! Where's everybody going?? |
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Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid |
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On the road of life, don't
forget to stop and eat the roses |
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A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone |
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If I am what I eat then I
am cheap, quick, and easy |
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Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain |
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