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Your mama is so fat, when she sings,
its over |
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Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies" |
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I'd explain it to
you, but your brain would explode |
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CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1
MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!! |
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Just because you're
stupid doesn't mean I'm lying |
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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your
dogma |
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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season |
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception |
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Welcome to loserville. Population: you |
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It's people like you who give scum a
bad name |
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I've had fun before. This isn't it |
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Don't hate me because I'm
beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so |
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I dream about a
monster, about you! |
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Your village called, their idiot is missing |
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Girls/Guys are
like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright |
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