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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it |
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Do you got with me get lost? I know the way |
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It was a brave man who ate the first oyster |
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There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who can't |
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Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E" |
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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it! |
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An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work |
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Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks |
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised |
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I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on |
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I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by |
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Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door |
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Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away |
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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings |
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Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it? |
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