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On the other hand, you have different fingers |
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Who laughs last, thinks the slowest |
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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good |
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I'm a mistake - legalize abortion! |
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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it |
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That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!! |
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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids |
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I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea |
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This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part |
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First law of science: don't spit into the wind |
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I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member |
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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? |
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted |
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
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Even hot girls have to fart |
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