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English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
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You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same |
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If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you |
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Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver! |
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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! |
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ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy! |
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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-) |
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Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters |
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world! |
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I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not |
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You and the bank own a very lovely home |
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven |
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants |
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
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You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it |
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