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Life's a beach... Surf it up! |
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Not me, not now, maybe later... |
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What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me! |
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I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? |
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When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt! |
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Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end |
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How to get an dino from the water? Wet! |
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I'm blonde, but I ain't stupid |
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How do you call the end of a shoe-lace? Exactly! |
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Homework? Do I pay school money to work at home!? |
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How to keep an idiot busy for about 5 seconds? Well, like this! |
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How pretty I am? Pretty cool! |
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Is a full harddisk lighter than an empty one? |
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You can always call me (70 cents p/m) |
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You are a walking fishbowl, I see right through you |
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