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Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me |
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What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? |
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too.. |
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Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition |
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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once |
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Politicians prefer unarmed peasants |
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Eat healthy, exercise more, still die |
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Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts |
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it |
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Buy land, they have quit making it! |
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I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings |
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There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise |
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Gravity always wins |
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The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk |
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? |
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