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Mental Health is overrated |
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I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant |
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop |
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In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king |
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If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you |
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You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it! |
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Statistics are used by people who have no proof |
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Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet |
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Oh my god, you killed Kenny! |
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Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it |
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Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children |
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If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws |
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I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun |
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most |
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Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink |
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