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Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me |
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Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils |
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Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer |
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Save water, drink beer |
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Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday |
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You can trust the government, just ask the Indians |
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We came, we saw, we drank beer |
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Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes |
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Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office |
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Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity |
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Work harder: People on welfare depend on you |
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Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one |
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I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right |
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Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit |
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You can better lose a lover than love a loser |
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