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'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is |
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Those who know do not say, those who say do not know |
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The road to success is always under construction |
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Bad Spellers Untie! |
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You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait |
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The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else |
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A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge |
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Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself |
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Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy |
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Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health! |
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Don't breed them if you can't feed them |
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Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember |
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Conserve water, drink beer |
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The rich get richer and the poor get children |
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People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do |
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