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By the time you read this, you've already read it |
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Save a tree, eat a beaver |
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A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts |
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I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal! |
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I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me |
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Life's a bitch. Be its pimp |
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No fear! (NAME) is here! |
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If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now... |
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Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin |
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes |
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Unite against togetherness! |
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Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS |
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Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why |
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Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us... |
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I'm looking forward to regretting this |
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